You can chug a beer and eat pizza with Chris, then take advantage of his slamming new body.

You'll wake up in the kitchen saying how the hell did this shit happen, but you'll have a grin on your face while Bey makes breakfast for you and Blue Ivy, then hurries you out the back door before Jay gets home.

In case you wanted to know, though, here's all of that laid out for you.

First of all, here are two things you should probably know about sex in Second Life:- A lot of it seems to have to do with yearnings and desires people have that aren't fulfilled in Real Life, so the kinkiness rating is way up there for a lot of folks.

I knew people were having virtual sex all over SL, but I didn't know how that worked or what it involved.

I write at great length about how miserable these men make women. Even women who fully understand the risks will shut their eyes tight, hold their noses, and jump off the high dive for the dangerous thrill of it. Now I’m a graduate watching my friends going through the same transition…[but a man] has to own that part of himself.

How they can have tons of casual sex with tons of women at the same time and not get emotionally attached to any of them. See it to it’s fullest extent, and then make a decision on how he wishes to be., ”But I’m not fucking you tonight”.

I know that sounds soooo retarded but I’m telling you with so many girls today that is the case.

Oh trust me, I understand I am supposed to be “molded” into a nice boy. So when I got to college, I flipped the script and guess what happened? Now my issue is that I’m a graduating senior about to leave college with a strong sense of HFS (hook-up fatigue syndrome) and when I get a girl who I honestly have feelings for I’m constantly battling to keep up my image of bad boy to not let her see my good boy….